She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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