New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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