My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Such a big mess for such a small penis
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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