He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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