If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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