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I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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