Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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