I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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