just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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