just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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