Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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