Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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