i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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