: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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