you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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