Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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