I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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