After last night, I could never be a politician.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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