Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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