I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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