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(619): View more from California

Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.

(1-619): View more from California

i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!

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(217): View more from Illinois

His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"

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(301): View more from Maryland

I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers

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(719): View more from Colorado

Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?

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