David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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