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I love you

(720): View more from Colorado

are you drunk

(440): View more from Ohio

yes but I def love you, we should get married

(720): View more from Colorado

But I'm Jewish

(440): View more from Ohio

embrace Jesus

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(530): View more from California

Those balls look pretty dangerous.

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(518): View more from New York

I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth

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(210): View more from Texas

This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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(914): View more from New York

I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.

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(313): View more from Michigan

His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!

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