I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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