All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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