If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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