I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i dont even know how to be here
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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