quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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