whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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