woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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