Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
