remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
