You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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