Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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