I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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