Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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