You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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