Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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