there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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