The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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