margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
