was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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