**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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