So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Randomize
