i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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