we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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