we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Randomize
