You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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