Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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