Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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