So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
