I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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