As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We are all done wearing pants today
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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