But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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