I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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