Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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