Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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